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Garlinger Batons

Beethoven's Banana- Music Pun Sticker

$3.00 USD
$3.00 USD
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Keeping in line with our policy to make irreverent jokes about any and all things music related, we couldn't help bringing this classic joke to life! We also had the foresight to consult Beethoven himself about the fact that his likeness is forever etched onto a banana sticker. The discount necromancer downtown assured us that he is cool with it. 

Revel in the sustained joke and enjoy the authentic* Beethoven's Banana logo!

Place your brand new waterproof sticker on your water bottle, your phone case, or even your mom's antique dining table!** Choose your placement wisely because each PVC free sticker has a 2 - 4 year outdoor life.

Every vinyl sticker was drawn by Kelly (you can blame her for any bad jokes) and she would love to see photos of it in use! 

*Beethoven's Banana is not a real banana company, but instead a joke inside our heads that we think is funny and is probably not.

**Do not adhere anything to your mom's antique dining table because she will remove you from her will. While you're at it, don't follow the rest of the advice in this listing. It's just a silly sticker that some weirdo from Ohio made.

Waterproof

Each sticker is made with durable, weatherproof vinyl! They are UV resistant and dishwasher safe, so your stickers are sure to stay vibrant for up to 2-4 years!

Shipping

Shipping for stickers is free!!

Shipping

All items are shipped with a safety-forward mindset. All batons purchased without a baton case will be shipped in a PVC tube that doubles as a storage container to prolong the life of your baton. All batons purchased with a four baton case will be shipped in the baton case. Please leave a note at checkout if you would prefer to have a PVC case as well. 

Any items we marked Returned to Sender will be subject to additional shipping charges, as the initial shipping label cannot be adjusted for incorrect shipping information. Garlinger Batons will reach out to secure the proper shipping information and send an invoice for the added shipping. It is your responsibility as the customer to pay the invoice in a timely manner in order to avoid having your order cancelled and the purchase price of the item minus shipping costs refunded.

International orders (outside of the United States) may be subject to import duties and taxes (including VAT), which are incurred once a shipment reaches your destination country. Garlinger Batons is not responsible for these charges if they are applied and are your responsibility as the customer.

Returns

Please contact us within 14 days of delivery if you would like to return your purchase. Customers will be responsible for any return shipping charges. The purchase price of the item, minus shipping, will be refunded as soon as the item has been received.

For custom orders, we do not accept cancellations once the invoice has been paid, as per our agreement. However, please contact me if you have any problems with your order, such as problems that occurred during shipping, etc. The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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